Boys.

I have OCD.

I MUST have a clean house for Christmas. MUST. It can't be dirty.

So.

Today, as I'm obsessively scrubbing down my bathroom, I realize, yet again...

Boys bug me.

Seriously.

They have a HOSE, people. Can they not aim with more precision?!??

Why is it that every time I scrub the toilet/floor around the toilet/walls/baseboard that the wipe comes away yellow? How can this be? They have a HOSE!

Boys are gross.

And that bugs me.

Used Q-tips that are LEFT AROUND.

That is all.